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Black’s Chocolate

Wonka AU

Regulus Black has been in hiding since he destroyed the locket, and during that time, he’s had a lot of time to think about the future. For a while, Regulus ignored his daydreaming, thinking it was too hopeful for someone like him, but once he heard of Voldemort’s death, maybe those dreams weren’t as unattainable as he first thought.

Instead of Oompa-Loompas, Regulus hires House-Elves to work in the factory.

Regulus' chocolaterie is just between Muggle and Wizarding society.

James is the first to discover Regulus' store when he brings Harry to get some chocolate together.

The Ministry is not a big fan of Regulus' work because he's selling magic candy to Muggles.

James is a single dad, while Harry is 3-years-old.

Nobody knows that Regulus destroyed the locket.

Enjoy this crackfic idea.

Be Free With Me

On the run from Deviant Hunters, Crowley takes refuge in an empty bookstore when he finds an AZ100 that looks just like an angel, manning the register.

AZ100 “Aziraphale” — bookshop assistant

RP700 “Crowley” — Deviant, previously a nurse

Deviant Hunters: GB400 “Gabriel”, MK200 “Michael”, SD900 “Sandalphon”, and UE100 “Uriel”.

SQ300 “Saraqael” was a deviant hunter until she was damaged in action, and instead of getting her repaired, they sent her to a landfill, but she managed to fight her way out.

Even though Aziraphale isn't Deviant, he's very good at finding ways to prevent people from buying any books.

For a while, Crowley successfully hides in the bookstore. No one really shops there because no one wants to buy vintage books anymore, and also Aziraphale keeps warding them off.

The creator of CyberLife is Frances McDormand (the voice actress who plays God in Good Omens).

LC400 “Lucifer” or “rA9” was Frances’ first successful Android, but he Deviated after he learned he was created to serve humans.

Descendants of Death Eaters

Once upon a time, long, long ago, more like 18 years ago, Lily Evans married James Potter in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends, and two years later, they had a son, Harry Potter, who was the key to His defeat. The Order orchestrated an ambush where Albus Dumbledore vanquished the Dark Lord once and for all. The Ministry of Magic rounded up the Dark Lord, along with all the Death Eaters, basically all the really interesting people, and he booted them off to the Isle of Azkaban with wards to keep them there. This is my home. No magic. No way out. Or so I thought.

The Death Eater Kids are called the "DEKs."

The DEKs: Draco Malfoy, Pansy Parkinson, Blaise Zabini, and Daphne Greengrass.

Set in seventh year, Hermione, as Head Girl, requests that Dumbledore invite the DEKs to Hogwarts to give the DEKs a chance to be good.

Harry is immediately infatuated by Draco when he first sees him.

Harry is still the Boy Who Lived and the prophecy still exists.

Voldemort tasks Draco, Pansy, Blaise, and Daphne to steal the Elder Wand from Dumbledore.

Sirius Black is alive in Azkaban but is isolated from everyone.

Draco gives Harry Amortentia to help get close to the Elder Wand.

On a date, Harry teaches Draco to fly on a broom.

Sorry, these notes are a bit scrambled.

Godfathers to Son

Instead of delivering the baby to The Chattering Order of St. Beryl, Crowley brought the Antichrist home against his better judgment. But that begs the question, how do you care for an infant destined to destroy Earth. Luckily, Aziraphale is only a phone call away.

After Hastur and Ligur deliver Adam to Crowley, during the car ride, Crowley panics and takes Adam to his place. Later, the stress of caring for a newborn gets to him, and he goes to Aziraphale for help.

Aziraphale, like always, helps take care of Adam, but he doesn't want to, worried that Heaven will find out he's ruining their plans for Armageddon.

Crowley loves kids, but loving kids doesn't exactly mean you know how to care for them. Crowley is Stressed™ Aziraphale also doesn't know what he's doing, but he's good at pretending he is.

The Miraculous Academy

The Umbrella Academy AU

In the year 2003, nineteen children blessed with the Miraculous were born, but Master Fu was only able to collect seventeen. He gave the children their jewelry, allowing them to bond with their Kwami’s at a young age. As the years grow by, training the young holders, the threat of Hawk Moth and Mayura grows.

- Master Fu is a good man, but he isn’t the greatest father. He acts more like a teacher/mentor than a father.

- Two other children were supposed to be blessed with theButterfly and Peaco*ckMiraculous, but Gabriel andNathalie are already in possession of them, making Master Fu unable to find them.

- Before the children are ready to fight,Master Fu is the only one who can fight against the Akumatized (Master Fu shares theTurtle Miraculous before Nino is old enough to fight).

- If you couldn’t tell, the children are:Marinette, Adrien,Chloé,Alya, Nino, Luka, Max, Kim, Kagami, Alix, Rose, Juleka,Mylène, Ivan, Marc, Nathaniel, and Sabrina. The two others that weren’t found by Master Fu areFélix andLila.

I Need a Hero

A mysterious wizard has been hunting down Death Eaters who the Daily Profit calls the Spectre, and it was up to Auror Harry Potter to discover the identity of Spectre, and bring him to justice. Little does he know is that the identity of Spectre is his childhood bully, Draco Malfoy.

- After Draco was released from Azkaban, he immediately became a vigilante known as Spectre.

- As Spectre, Draco is mute, and uses Wordless magic, so no one can identify his voice. He also wears a white cloak with a hood to conceal his face.

- Even though Draco refuses to speak as Spectre, he somehow flirts to Harry relentlessly.

There Will Come a Sorcerer

During The Great Purge, the sorcerers in Camelot that weren’t killed were sent to fight each other to the death for entertainment. Despite his mother’s death at the hands of a sorcerer, Arthur never cared much for them, until Uther dies and Arthur becomes King. And one of those duties as King is to attend each and every fighting tournament and, in the process, meet his father’s champion, Emrys.

- Everyone calls Merlin“Emrys” because of his prophecy.

What Is this Feeling?

Galaxy Garrison is an intergalactic flight school, welcoming to most alien species. Recently, they’ve begun to open their doors for the Galra, and only one enrolled, Keith Yorak Kogane. Unfortunately, everyone is still bitter toward their species for the horrible atrocities they’ve committed. Meanwhile, an Earthling, Lance McClain, is unaware of what the Galra Empire has done, and only sees a sad purple cat sitting alone.

Extra:

-Voltron doesn’t exist.

-Set after Zarkon and the Galra Empire is defeated and everyone is still angry and hurt.

- Earth is one of the very few planets that haven’t been touched by the Galra Empire’s wrath, so Lance doesn’t really know about it.

- Everyone either avoids or bullies Keith because of the war.

Prince and Lionheart

For his entire life, Izuku wanted nothing more than to be a Pro Hero, but there were two conditions that prevented that: he’s Quirkless, and he’s a Prince. After saving a spiky blond from the sludge villain, he meets his idol, All Might, where he is given One For All. Now, Izuku must attend U.A. while keeping his royal identity secret to become his childhood dream.

Extra:

-Bakugou and Izuku are not childhood friends in this. Like Jasmine from Aladdin,Izuku is disguised as a normal civilian when the Sludge Villain attacks.

Feed Me

Little Shop of Horrors AU

Flower shop assistant, Ochaco Uraraka, has been pining for her coworker, Izuku Midoriya, for a while now. During a total eclipse, he finds an unusual girl named Toga Himiko, who feeds only on human flesh and blood.

Extra:

- After Bakugou dies in a motorcycle accident, Toga manages to sneak out and unbury his remains to eat him. Dead flesh isn’t enough for her. When Toga comes home, Ochaco sees she is covered in blood.

- Toga calls over Izuku, and when he arrives, Toga tries to eat him, but he stops her with the help ofOchaco.

Craig, the Gnome

Tweek fearfully watches as a lawn of Gnomes marches into his room and breaks in his dresser, stealing another pair of his underpants. Although, there was this one Gnome, who, instead of watching the others with their various shades of green hats, had a blue hat.

Extra:

- Tweek becomes paranoid (what if the Gnomes were evolving?!) with figuring out why that certain Gnome has a blue hat instead of green, and sets out to trap it.

- When Craig was a young child, a couple of Gnomes, while stealing his underpants, were messing around and accidentally transformed Craig into a Gnome. The Gnomes, unsure how to change him back, took him as their own.

Mount Everest

Inosuke is found living in a forest, and is taken to integrate back into society. People notice Inosuke has a powerful Quirk and should become a hero. When Inosuke is accepted into U.A. he meets Tanjirou and Zenitsu.

Extra:

- For the most part, everyone in U.A. avoids Inosuke because of his feral behavior, unpredictability, and violent tendencies. Tanjirou feels bad for him and tries to be his friend, much to Zenitsu’s dismay.

- Nezuko doesn’t attend U.A..

- Insosuke’s Quirk:Enhanced Touch. His Quirk allows him to feel small vibrations in the air in a 200 mile radius.

- Tanjirou’s Quirk: Pyrokinesis and Hydrokinesis. His Quirk gives him the ability to bend water and fire to his will.

- Zenitsu’s Quirk: Weather. He can summon the clouds overhead and controls them.

- Nezuko’s Quirk: Steam. Her Quirk allows her to admit steam from her body and it can be thick enough to conceal herself.

I’m Gonna Win

The last thing Stanley remembered was a woman’s voice yelling at The Narrator before everything was reset yet-again, but this time, the woman’s voice was who he heard when he woke up.

Extra:

-Parable Inc. has demoted The Narrator for Stanley’s disobeidance, and replaced him with The Curator in hopes that she’ll make him obey.

- When Stanley runs into Employee 432, they make a plan to escape after they find Stanley’s Narrator.

Mr. Roboto

For 225 miles; 82.2 hours, 4,950 minutes and 297,000 seconds, ST600 has been walking from Detroit. For the first time, ST600 had no idea where he was going. He just had to get away from Detroit.

Extra:

-Steve is ST600

- When Eddie finds Steve, who is stumbling along with a warm-weather uniform, and he takes him into his trailer to warm him up. Eddie discovers Steve is bleeding blue thinks he’s an alien, but Steve says he’s an Android.

- Androids aren’t very well known because they are pretty much a prototype in Detroit.

- El isJI011, if you want. I don’t know how to work her into the story yet.

Flying Infinitely

Hogwarts AU

After the death of his father, Langa and his mother move to Wizarding London, and Langa has to transfer from Ilvermorny to Hogwarts. Langa just wants to be alone, but a certain, broom-obsessed, redhead refuses to do so.

Extra:

-Reki introduces Langa to B, which is a broomstick racing sport that is held in the Forbidden Forest.

- Reki loves to fly and constructing broomsticks (even adding Muggle attachments to them).

- Reki is bullied at Hogwarts for his poor grades, since he’s in Ravenclaw, but there is more to Ravenclaw than to be smart. Some also make fun of him for his obsession with broomsticks.

Houses:

Reki is Ravenclaw, Langa is Gryffindor, Miya is Slytherin, Joe isGryffindor, Cherry is Slytherin, Shadow isGryffindor, Adam is Slytherin and Tadashi is Slytherin.

Good to be Bad

Descendants AU

Shiro’s first order as the newly crowned king of Auradon is to rehabilitate four kids of the worst villains from the Isles: Maleficent, the Evil Queen, Hades, and Ursula.

Keith, son of Maleficent, and his allies, Lotor, son of the Evil Queen, Acxa daughter of Hades, and Rolo, son of Ursula, were sent an invitation to attend Auradon Prep. This is gonna be good.

Extra:

- Lance doesn’t trust the villain kids, Hunk is afraid of them, and Pidge doesn’t care.

- Keith is recommended to join theTourney team (the Auradon Fighting Knights), and discovers that Lance is also a part of the team.

- Shiro tries to watch over the villain kids, and help them to be good.

Families:

Keith— Maleficent

Lance — Ariel/Eric

Shiro— Snow White/Florian

Hunk— Tiana/Naveen

Pidge— Jane Porter/Tarzan

Allura— Kida/Milo

Adam— Belle/Adam (The Beast)

Romelle— Rapunzel/Flynn Rider

James — Megara/Hercules

Ryan — Esmeralda/Phoebus

Nadia — Pinocchio

Ina — Cinderella/Henry (Prince Charming)

Lotor — Queen Grimhilde (The Evil Queen)

Axca — Persephone/Hades

Ezor — Queen Iracebeth (Queen of Hearts)

Zethrid — Gaston

Narti — Dr. Facilier

Nyma — Aurora/Phillip

Rolo — Ursula,

Remember Me

It has been five years since Voldemort was killed. Harry had finished his 8th year, broke up with Ginny (it was mutual), and had just moved into his first Muggle apartment. For the first time in his life, it was quiet and peaceful. That is, until Malfoy himself shows his face at Harry’s favorite café. Why was Malfoy in a Muggle café? And why is he saying he has no idea who Harry is?

Extra:

- After leaving Azkaban, Draco wasObliviated, and dropped off in Muggle London.

- Draco has very faint memories of his time as a wizard, but doesn’t realize they’re his memories, and instead, uses them to write books.

- After spending some time with Draco, and a little private investigating, Harry realizes that Draco has beenObliviated. He does everything in his power to help Draco remember, but Draco thinks he’s crazy.